ManTown guide to picking up chicks

We here at Mantown have developed a sure fire way to pick up chicks. Out at the local watering hole, checking the firmness of the cucumbers at the supermarket, or washing the skid marks from your underwear at the laundromat, our pick up lines will work anywhere you are! Try ‘em out & let us know how they worked for YOU!!
Guaranteed to pick up chicks or double your money back!

1. Did you fart? …cuz you just blew me away.

2. Are yer parents retarded? …cuz ya sure are special.

3. My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.

4. Do you have a library card? …cuz I’d like to sign you out

5. Is there a mirror in yer pants? …cuz I can see myself in em.

6. You might not be the best lookin’ girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.

7. I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

10. Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

Happy Thanksgiving from ManTown

Time sure does fly. The Holiday season is about to begin and we here at ManTown want to thank all our readers and commenters for their continued support. We know we’ve been lax in the posting department, but daily life has it’s way of sucking up our free time. Now that the season is upon us, we want to know what you’re thankful for. None of that mushy shit either. Keep it the usual Mantown rated R- X content!

We’re thankful for titties, nipples & turkey basters! Who’d a thunk we could get those all in one?!

Oh me bum!

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A little video from us to you for your Thursday viewing pleasure!
Just as we’ve always suspected here at ManTown, they do like it in the Bum!

Happy Oktoberbreast

We here at ManTown love our beer & breasts! We felt the need to keep our readers up to date on the latest news, so here is a link to 101 Oktoberfest Breasts!!!!

Enjoy folks & ladies feel free to send us a pic of your Oktoberbreasts!

Big Mac?

Sorry for our absence here of late.
The boys of Mantown have been busy,busy, busy.
We will try and get back to our regular sick posting.
As we have tonight.
Click on the pic.
Anyone for a Stephen Hawking burger?

Coming Soon

With many old school cartoon’s getting revamped into live action movies such as Transformers, GI Joe, and even the motherfucking Smurfs. I think it is about time we revive old school toons and make them into porno’s. It was not too long ago that they did a big budget porno based on Pirates of the Caribbean. As many of us age we want to see what it would would look like if He-Mans really should She-Ra what the power of gray-skull is really all about.

 

“It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.”

Jizz

Is it sophomoric?
Yup.
Is it sexist?
Yup.
Is is kinda Scorsese?
We don’t think so.
We do, however think it’s funny as shit.

‘Tis the season

These guys must be chillin’, ya think?
A Mantown thumbs up to Gerry for the pic.
Who you going to call?

Living Proof

Just as we’ve always suspected…it is obvious they are born with it.

Now shut the fuck up!

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