“It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.”

Jizz

Is it sophomoric?
Yup.
Is it sexist?
Yup.
Is is kinda Scorsese?
We don’t think so.
We do, however think it’s funny as shit.

‘Tis the season

These guys must be chillin’, ya think?
A Mantown thumbs up to Gerry for the pic.
Who you going to call?

Living Proof

Just as we’ve always suspected…it is obvious they are born with it.

Now shut the fuck up!

more about “Living Proof“, posted with vodpod

Doc Rocks

Doc honored the Men of Mantown with this exquisite picture of total weirdness and personal expression.
(and a link as well)
The Doc Rocks as far as Mantown is concerned.
Thanks DH!

All of us here @MTown

Snuggie vs Wearable Towel

I was like everyone else I thought that the Snuggie was going to be the greatest fashion statement this decade but I may be wrong because the new thing sweeping the world is the Wearable Towel.
If you’re one of the few people that have not heard about it check it out  here.
I have yet to see anyone wearing them around here but I believe that once I start rocking them around the pool I am going to have dozens of people following my awesome sense of style.

The Wearable Towel is putting up some strong competition for the Snuggie but I am not sure if it can beat the Snuggie’s usefulness because nothing says pub crawl quite like a Snuggie.
The Wearable Towel is not long enough to protect your knees from the hard concrete while crawling to your car.
Plus the fact that there is no back to them makes it perfect for sleazy bathroom sex as easy access is an understatement.

Got a title?

We’re looking for a few captions for this photo.
It’s part of a very special (in a ‘Deliverance’ kind of way) family album.
Can you help us?
We’re sure you can.
Check out the lady on the left emptying her contents . . .
We’re thinking the demented looking guy is thinking something.
Thanks to Gerry for the pic.

Macho Man Randy Savage

As graduation for many people draws near it is time for celebration and reflection so let us reflect on the origin of the mighty graduation song. Not many people know but the song was actually composed by and written by one of the greatest men of our age, Macho Man Randy Savage.

 While you are contimplating the amazing genius do not forget one of Macho Man’s greatest gifts to mankind.

STEP INTO A SLIM JIM 

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Mother’s Day

It looks like I forgot to say thanks to dear old mom for all the shit she has put up with over the years. I am sure I am not the only one so lets all give ours mommies something they really want.

SNL has a bug up there ass and you can only see there new video’s on their website so click here if you have not seen this video. If you just want to listen to the song a found some youtube vids.

 

 

Ouija Board for Girls???

I have played with the Ouija Board and for the most part believe that it is a crock of shit. That being said I also think it might be evil. I base this only on the fact that when I had one and kept it under the bed and had really creepy dreams. The Ouija board has always been a thing of mystery and superstition so when I found that they were trying to re-market the Ouija Board I completely flipped out, go to Toys-R-Us and find out for yourself.

“It has always been mysterious. It has always been mystifying. And now the OUIJA Board is just for you, girl. With 72 fun questions included, you’ll never run out of things to ask. Who will call/text me next? Will I be a famous actor someday? Who wishes they could trade places with me? Gather your friends around, draw a card, place your fingers on the planchette and ask your question. Concentrate very hard and watch as the answer is revealed in the message window. Make up your own questions, and let the OUIJA Board satisfy your curiosity in virtually endless ways. OUIJA Board will answer. It’s just a game – or is it? Includes OUIJA Board, message indicator (planchette), card deck with 72 questions, carrying case with storage pockets and instructions.”