Curly’s Sweater

A Guy blog without Stooges just ain’t fucking right . . .

Globalization

Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer : Princess Diana’s death.
Question : How come?
Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; [...]

Pause

A bear walks into a bar and says, “I want a bourbon and . . . . . . . . . . . a coke.”
The bartender asks “Hey buddy, what’s up with the huge pause?”
The bear says, “I’ve had them all my life.”

Gotta Have Faith

The other day I was blogsearching and some whiny bitch was complaining that men just do not have faith. I take exception to that and frankly such a blanket accusation to all of mankind is just bullshit. I have faith. In Bed With Faith is the top site on my favorites so fuck off.

Even Sci-Fi Geeks Need A Hero

Every Sci-Fi Geek needs a hero with balls. A hero that kicks ass and lays aliens with a smile on his face and a bulge in his trousers. For years the icon of Sci-Fi manhood has been Captain Kirk. That is why I am surprised that Will Shatner was not chosen to at least have [...]

Tequila And Make It Naked

I recently came across this site. The author of the site laments that he is not a manly drinker. Well by God, I am. When I am drinking, I want the good shit. Give you a manly beer. Not some artsy fartsy micro-brewed bullshit. Give me a bottle of Guinness and get the fuck back. [...]

Underwear

Gotta love the skivvies . . .
{and the flatulence}