Offensive

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Although the very idea of pedophilia is offensive to me and child pornographers are the most disgusting excuse of humanity on the face of the earth,
I find the above tee shirt funny as hell.
I suppose as a society we have become accustomed to these things.
Just look through your Akismet Spam if you dare and chances are that you will find hundreds of sites promoting teens with tits, bald beavers, and similar fetish free-for-all’s.
So what is truly offensive these days?
Ok. Necrophilia is up there, so to speak, as is bestiality in most parts of the country.
How about Rap music? Not only does it suck dick but it’s offensive as hell.
But pair a rapper with necrophilia and to me, that’s no longer offensive. Cool, huh? A new star is born DJ Deathfucker.
That’s some Friday night entertainment to beat the band.
(Hurry, get the kids, hun! The rapper’s about to get rapped!)


13 Responses

  1. The tee shirt may be funny as hell . . but the tits inside it .. ? Hmm .

    Kinda all over the place, huh?

    Hmmm indeed.

  2. what i’d do to have some that size! in fact half that size would be good now i come to think about it….
    imagine that…no more praying for flea bites to make them swell…a girl can dream i guess…..
    bestiality is a way of life in some places…new zealand comes to mind there….

    New Zealand, eh? Who’d a thunk? ;)
    Or West Virginia.
    What’s the difference between Virginia and West Virginia? In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer, in West Virginia it’s a misdemeanor.

  3. Michael.
    Although I’m a grandmom now…it wasn’t too long ago…on a dare…I wore a T-shirt that said….WANT A QUICKEE? I wore it to a bar…yes I did…and as I got hit on left and right…I would just laugh and say…take a number and stand in line. My friends and I had a grand time.
    Of course the T-shirt was for the Quickee company for wheelchairs….but I had a ball with it!
    I still have the T-shirt…..planning to wear it when I turn 70…..I know….eewwww!

    Mattee Quickee. Kinda has a nice ring to it.

    Is anything quick when you are 70?

  4. Wait!!….

    Beastiality is frowned upon?….Why am I saving up to take a trip to TJ then?…

    And there is NOTHING wrong with barely legal, bald beavers….I love those spam messages… :)

    Some spam is classic while some its just plain wrong . . . or huge dong (all depending on the spam)
    Thank the WP Gods for Akismet

    The donkey show is a holdover from the Aztec Religion much like coffee and cocaine. It’s nice to know that all that human sacrifice has had a lasting legacy.

  5. What’s truly offensive is that you didn’t post the one without the t-shirt. What the hell kind of friend are you, anyway?

    -smith

    This IS a gentleman’s blog. Can’t just jump right into the gutter.
    Patience, good sir, patience

    I’m just a fucking tease. What can I say?

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  7. Deathfucker!!!!
    HAHAHA!!!!!!
    Makes too much sense……
    Those rappers seem at home only when they are dead!
    Fuck all of them…

    Now thats the spirit. Thanks!!!
    Nice to see a new visitor embracing the deeper meaning of the post.

  8. So basically you say that you’re offended by pedophilia and all its forms, then you condone it in the next line? Nice.

    I was wondering if the bestiality line was going to piss off someone but it is nice that you were able to get your dick out of a goats ass long enough to post a comment. Thanks!!!
    Wipe yourself off before you leave the blog, please.

  9. This IS a gentleman’s blog. Can’t just jump right into the gutter. Patience, good sir, patience

    Ah, so you mean if I just wait long enough, we WILL jump into the gutter? Excellent! Can’t wait. As I recall, gentleman LIKE titties. ;)

    sps

    I rarely get out of the gutter.
    Gutter Titties. Sounds like a great new porno title.
    And imagine the sequels; Gutter Titties II: Electric Boogaloo. and Gutter Titties III: Greased In The Gutter.

  10. So basically you say that you’re offended by pedophilia and all its forms, then you condone it in the next line? Nice.

    My, my, aren’t WE the touchy one. I suggest you follow this link:

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/joke

    I trust it will clear up any misunderstanding. No, don’t thank me. Just doing my bit to promote global harmony. ;)

    sps

    Global harmony? What the fuck is that?

  11. My Askimet had an entry today for Old Aisian Cunt. WTF? Who wants to see that?

    Didn’t happen to save that link did you?
    Love you long time.

  12. Lol, murderofravens is funny. I did realize it’s a joke, I just love to be a dick. And goats, apparently.

    Nice that you didn’t take it hard. But sorry that the goat had to.
    Goats like that shit. Baaaa

  13. The burning question on my mind is: “Is it real or photoshop?” Of course, I’m not sure the guys care. ;)
    WC

    While I am fairly sure that they are real, the motorboat test would be needed to make sure. But truthfully it doesn’t really matter. Thanks for finally popping in.

    Sounds like it’s time for a game of “hand’s up”.

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