I do not know why it is but men and women may feel the same way about the breakup of marriage but their actions are usually much different. When a woman separates or divorces out of a long term relationship, she generally loses about twenty pounds and if she doesn’t become an out and out slut, she will most likely become one of the most flirtatious MILF’s that you have ever come across. While a man acting under the same type of break up will turn into a raging alcoholic.
It seems to me that the way women cope with the situation is a much more manly approach. So for those men out there going through this dilemma, my advice to you is to seek out what little feminine side you might have in your psyche, go to a gym in order to buff up a bit and seek out strange tail. It’s better on your liver and you can say that yes, you do have a sensitive side.
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A-friggin’-men, dude.
I tended towards both so what’s that make me…?
Hey, I hope you’re having a lovely day and don’t rip me apart for my comment although I can see I left myself open for that one …………. ooh, a pun and I didn’t even realize it………
Always love my man.
~ RS ~
I tended towards both so what’s that make me…?
We like people that think out of the box. So to speak . . .
I’d rather drink…It’s a lot easier than working out….
And does buying hookers count as “strange tail?”
12 ounce curls.
i don’t think the drinking man is drinking over the ex-wife – they divorced for a reason, after all, so he’s probably quite happy to be rid of her, but is mourning the money lost on divorce proceedings and possibly alimony payments. even though she’s gone, she’s rifling through his wallet. Definitely something to drink and cry over.
A wise man you are.
Personally, I like to incorporate the two because heavy drinking often leads to flirting and going home with strangers. I like to call it “working on my numbers.” That is, increasing the number of notches on the bedpost. It’s good to be bad!!
Incorporating the two doesn’t make you a bad person. Working on your numbers? Schweet.
Oooh don’t hate me…but you speak the truth…I know of 2 women who divorced in the past year.. both women lost a lot of ugly weight…its called husbands…ooh! just kidding.
They both did lost weight…and sure enough their husbands cried in their beer.
Payback is a bitch! well…no calling names here!
I think I would become one of those 50 year old guys at the bar hitting on young girls way out of my league.
All too true. My first wife was the epitome of the “Ice Princess” After we divorced she became the biggest slut in Massachusetts. Go figure. Doesn’t say much for me, I guess.
After my second divorce, I polished off two bottles of Bushmill’s in three nights. Not my proudest accomplishment, but there you have it.
-smith