Charlie Brown Christmas (according to T. “Spaceman” Cruise)

Cruise is an absolute whackjob and a detrimental influence on real men everywhere.
This is what could happen if little “TC’s” ever begin to populate the planet.
God help us, everyone.

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  1. To think I used to have a mad crush on Tom Cruise & hot dreams…..up until last year…now..I’m disgusted. I now dream about Anthony Hopkins…much safer.


    Hopkins? Ayup.
    Ah, Clarrrrrice . . . piercing eyes, to boot.

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