That Name Is Money

 It has always been my pleasure in life to give to charity. So in keeping with my charitable nature, I would like to help out single moms out there in choosing the appropriate name to rack in the big bucks on the good old stripper pole.

Serendipity – It worked in Dogma for Selma Hayak. And a name [...]

Holes

Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to
describe shots; shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc.
Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary.

Paris Hilton – a very expensive hole.
James Joyce – putt that’s an impossible read.
Rock Hudson – it looked straight, but wasn’t.
Elton John – a big bender [...]

A Little Test

If you ever question if dog is truly man’s best friend, here is a little test. Lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car. After about an hour passes, go and unlock the trunk and see which one acts like they missed you.

Redneck Love Tip: #1 (As A Tribute To The Dumbass That Blogsearched ‘Boy Fucks Heifer)

How To Fuck A Chicken

Cut the right wing off of a chicken.

Stick your cock up the chickens ass.

Try to shoo off the chicken and it will fly in a circle.

Hope this helps broaden your horizons Heifer Fucker.

An Ode To A Couple Of My Favorite Things

Irish Beer Troubleshooting Guide

The least we could do here at Smoke and Evyl is offer the ManWorld a beer guide for the day.
It is, after all, Saint Patrick’s Day.
Toss one back for Old Erin (and one for Ireland as well)
~Smoke & Evyl