Holes

Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to
describe shots; shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc.
Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary.

• Paris Hilton – a very expensive hole.
• James Joyce – putt that’s an impossible read.
• Rock Hudson – it looked straight, but wasn’t.
• Elton John – a big bender that lips the rim.
• Saddam Hussein – from one bunker into another.
• Yasser Arafat – butt ugly and in the sand.
• Kate Winslett -a drive that’s little bit fat but otherwise perfect!
• John Kennedy Jr. – didn’t make it over the water.
• Elephant’s Ass – it’s high and it stinks.
• Rodney King – over-clubbed.
• O.J. Simpson – got away with it, but with a bad lie.
• Princess Grace – should have used a driver.
• Princess Di – shouldn’t have used a driver.
• condom – safe, but didn’t feel very good.
• Anna Kournikova – looks great, but unlikely to get a result.
• Brazilian – Shaved the hole.
• Rush Limbaugh – a bit too far to the right.
• Nancy Pelosi -way too far to the left (dog-leg)
• Barbra Streisand – Ugly but still working.
• Dick Cheney – Ball in an undisclosed location.
• Teddy Kennedy – goes in the water, but jumps out.
• Peewee Herman – too much wrist

Hit ‘em straight, boys!