Spiritual Enlightenment

To reach spiritual enlightenment I was told that it was only a matter of believing in something greater than myself nothing more would be required of me.
So in an effort to reach spiritual enlightenment I will believe in the power of the female orgasm.

Public Service Announcement

Smoke, Evyl and Dan bring you the following PSA
We owe all of our male readers.
All three of you

Racial Profiling!

 
Sure it looks like a harmless sex toy but actually it is a case of racial profiling. Just look at that racest pickle mascot, not all yodelers wear lederhosen, have mustaches, and are a drunk. In fact I do my best yodeling in spandex NOT lederhosen, come on it’s 2008 people!

The Penis Mightier

Since I was forced to shut down Accidental Goat Sodomy down back in 2005 it has been awhile since I have written on a blog, especially one the is going to allow me to express myself so freely.  So thanks guys for letting me write a little bit about my crazy life and the [...]