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After seeing some spectacular displays of obedience I have decided to bring back the Ass Clown Award. This time it is not going to one particular person but to a group of people. There was a couple standing in line for tickets in front of us while we waited to get tickets to THE DARK KNIGHT. I noticed something strange about the man he walked very slowly almost like he was walking to his funeral. I could not understand it, this was a time for joy and celebration the Dark Knight has returned. When he got up to the window he whispered something to the ticket lady and was asked to speak up. That is when he said “two tickets to mamma mia.” As this poor douche bag with no balls limped away from the ticket counter I proudly yelled 2 TICKETS TO THE DARK KNIGHT. The poor bastard looked up and we held eye contact for a moment before he put his head down and slumped off. The defeat in his eyes made me feel truly sorry for this once proud man. One day he may look back at this a remember that to be in a successful relationship one of the partners always flinches and hides in the corner. It is up to you to determine which one. So to all the steers out there who have lost your balls this award goes to you.
Filed under: ManJokes, Men's Thoughts, advice and guidance, funny | Tagged: Ass, Award, Clown, Dark Knight, Mama Mia, men with no balls
As a man this truly saddens me. Oh the humanity!!!
see, I woulda gotten a ticket for Mamma Mia for the lady and a Dark Knight ticket for myself for a showing starting right after Mamma Mia, then, once we were seated for mamma mia, said “gotta hit the restroom,” and went to see the Dark Knight.
also, I’d make sure I had the car keys. Then, after the movies, dump whatever horrible woman tried to drag me to see Mamma Mia, as any woman who will not rejoice in Batman’s return to his people is not welcome in my home or bed.
Laughing my Irish ass off . . .
Douchebag.
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He’s either gay or pussy whipped…
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Being pussy whipped must be such a burden
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ok….where the hell are my comments going??? have i been spammed???
Poor fella..!
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Is flashing tits a requirement for leaving a comment here??
It’s the price of admission for the girls…i made a smart arse comment one day and it stuck…blame me!
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I would NEVER drag my geeky toy boy lover to a chick flick. That being said, I would be more than willing to see Dark Knight with him. Christian Bale does things to me. Or should I say, I wish Christian Bale would do things to me.
**Flashes jigglies**