On the Jam

A Taxi driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown
Chicago .
Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What happened,
what’s the hold up?”
“Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O’Donnell,
Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for [...]

Dogs

Oh, we can see it alright.
More mustard, please

Wipe your heinies

Marital bliss?
I think the fuck not.

Bad Girlfriend of the Week

Since freak of the week is taken maybe someone could start Bad Girlfriend of the Week
For some reason I cannot get it to link to the email so click the email gentlemen on the top right of the page.

Psychopath Test

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll check out the comment section for the answer. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she Did Not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed [...]

Faith in School

Today I salute you Nephew going back to school next week. Every year you brave the cry baby emo’s, worhtless preppies, drugged up jocks, and the rampant cases of STD’s and are not even allowed to pray for death to come quickly. This year as the little bastards try and make fun of your hero Sponge Bob remember to have [...]

Road Rage

Some people view a minor infraction of the traffic laws as a justification for yells and gestures, but I take these casual gestures seriously. If you want to rage, go for it but you better have the balls to back it up. I do not care if you are a man or a woman when you throw down [...]

dresses that make the dame

If it were only this easy.
Click on the picture for a better view.
Yeah, you know you want to.
Click.

Viral Campaign: Freak of the Week

 

If your looking for a worthwhile cause join me Crazy Dan on the viral campaign on Evyl’s mom and vote her the freak of the week.

Evyl’s mom is so freaky she reminds me of the Bermunda Triangle, she’s swallowed alot of seamen.
Evyl’s mom is so freakishly dumb she wears condoms on her ears so [...]

Paris Hilton For President

Surprisingly Paris Hilton can actually be entertaining without having to get naked and like most of the Country I have decided to get behind her. The little short she did about running for President was brilliant and she deserves an Oscar for it, she has not acted that well since One Night in Paris. Here [...]