A Taxi driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown
Chicago .
Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What happened,
what’s the hold up?”
“Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O’Donnell,
Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million
ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set
them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.”
The driver asks, “On average, how much is everyone giving?”
“About a gallon.”
(hillary with cleavage. almost seems doable . . . not!)
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They’re a little bit lopsided.
Lopsided? Looks like Bill’s been using ‘em as a punchin’ bag and f*cked ‘em up. That photo looks really shopped, too.
oh.. that is just so wrong!
here *flashes tits* now, don’t we all feel better?
I think I now have fodder for this evening nightmare
poor bill. as if being president wasn’t stressful enough, he had to wake up next to that every morning, and still does.
they are crooked. I guess shes in so much debt she couldnt afford a support bra
You know you would hit that.
Oh, GodDamn I’m diggin’ this site !
If Hillary’s boobs were really that big I would have voted for her twice.
Quote crazyassdan: “You know you would hit that.”
Maybe with a ball-ping hammer! Yuck!
This made me life and horny at the same time….I am so ashamed.
Too bad. Hillary could have been your first PILF. Eww!