Father of the Year

Robert McNally was woken up by the sound of his 17 year old daughter screaming and rushed to her room to see what was wrong. When opening the door he saw a man naked excepted for a mask and latex gloves. The masked man also had a rope, a knife, condoms, and a gag. Mr. [...]

Truth in advertising?

Yeah, this is an actual sign.

Psycho Bitches

Watch and learn. Be ware the psycho bitch!!!

Lindsay Lohan: Carpet Muncher

I admit that I don’t really listen to celebrity rumors or any thing so I am probably the last person in America to hear that Lindsay Lohan is dating a chick. When I first saw the picture I thought Lindsay was dating a 13 year old boy but turns out it is a militant dyke. [...]

Sasha Grey

 

I forgot to put up the Hump day motivational poster so intead this week I will put up pictures of one of my favote porn stars Sash Grey, she was also Penthouse Pet in July of 2007. She has a myspace page or you can catch her in such movie classics as:

 
 Five good girls gone bad [...]

Now that’s what I’m talkin about!

Any shape, any size.  As Burger King says, ‘Have it your way’.  Can’t get any better than this:
Designer Vaginas
 
Two Words: Tranny Midget

Beer Goggles

Here at ManTown we do not condone this type of behavior.  We enjoy our share of brewskies, but as you can see, handling your alcohol and keeping control of one’s beer goggles is paramount.  Ladies, just so you know, this is not the proper way to jump start your cars.

Special

Yeah, we’re special alright.
We’re huge in China too.
Or so we hear . . .
btw- Evyl is showing me the ‘puter and how much he hates Bill Gates

Construction Sucks

Are you as sick of this shit as we are?
Our tax dollars hard at work, huh?
Bullshit.
Or Taco Bell.
No difference.
Eat our hairy nuts.
Do this shit at night, fellas.
We’re all just trying to get to work and you’re hosing our already tired asses.
For fuck’s sake . . .

I Want My Cheesy Poofs

Would this be like Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups? Two great tastes that go great together.

Or would it not be so easy being so cheesy?

I wanted to add one to keep me motivated – crazydan

Had to add something . . .  ~smoke