Things I Wish

I wish that occasionally Jeopardy would have porn categories. I have always wanted to say, ‘I’ll take a Naughty Schoolgirl for 200, Alex.’

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Turkey Day from all of us here at Mantown.
Pic courtesy of Cowgal.
Thanks, CG!
Eat Turkey, drink beer, watch football and obviously fit in a nap or two.
Enjoy people!

10 Things Men Know

We got that shit down . . . pat.

PSA #1225

Mantown thinks Santa needs some Metamucil.
Consider this an early Christmas commercial from us boys.
Put those little darlin’s away before clicking on the play button, okay?

Manly recipes for that special lady

Thinking of cooking a romantic dinner for that special lady in your life?  Mantown recommends this Cookbook that is sure to please. Ladies, he will need your assistance preparing this meal. Bon Appetit!  
Please click the link above or the photo

Makeup

Remember ladies, the best way to attract a man is with your eyes.
That’s why it’s so important to have your eye makeup perfectly applied.
If it weren’t for the excellent application of proper eye makeup this young lady probably wouldn’t get a second look from most guys.
Just a Mantown opinion.

Then again, we could be wrong . [...]

We Love ‘em all

If you haven’t figured it out yet, we here at ManTown LOVE TITS!  This guy does too. If ManTown had a theme song, we’d be hard pressed to choose between Jonathan Fin’s Titty song and Rodney Carrington’s Titties & Beer. Hell, why not two theme songs?
The men of ManTown challenge our readers let us [...]

Pull my finger

Go on.
Click on the picture.
You know you wanna.
Left mouse pulls the finger.
Yeah, it’s guy thing.

Mantown Word of The Day

MIRF
(merf) noun.  Acronym for Mom I’d Run From. The opposite of a MILF.  
A mom you definitely would not want to do.                                              
“I don’t know where she gets her good looks, her mom is [...]

Hand-jobs

Follow these directions and your man will be as happy as a pig in mud!

more about “Hand-job Protest Song from Jonathan Fin“, posted with vodpod