Posted on December 30, 2008 by evylsmoke
Here’s the Mantown list of New Years resolutions, folks.
Read it and weep, or laugh yourself silly
No more profanity or expletives of any kind.
Limit ourselves to four hours per night of internet sex
No more posting of gratuitous pictures of female breasts, beautiful fannies or genitalia
As a plea for world peace, sit for three days in a [...]
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Posted on December 29, 2008 by evylsmoke
…I don’t know what, but for all those men that own the iPhone or iPod Touch, here is one of the best apps ever!
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Posted on December 26, 2008 by evylsmoke
Here’s a bit of much needed stand-up comedy.
From a good ole boy named Ron White.
Loosen up the bootstraps on this one and put the little ones to bed.
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Posted on December 26, 2008 by evylsmoke
I never tire of seeing all the wondrous things that the internet has brought to the world. Such as an entire channel on Youtube dedicated to sexy women farting. You just gotta luv it.
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Posted on December 25, 2008 by evylsmoke
From all of us here at Mantown . . .
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Posted on December 19, 2008 by evylsmoke
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of [...]
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Posted on December 16, 2008 by evylsmoke
Christmas is a time for singing and one of my favortie tunes is a classic. To spred Christmas cheer I propose that we all get drunk and start a jugband this Christmas.
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Posted on December 12, 2008 by evylsmoke
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, Lisa, have you ever had contact with a male naughty part?
She giggles and shyly replies, well once I touched the head of one with the [...]
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Posted on December 9, 2008 by evylsmoke
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall during the Christmas rush.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, ‘I’ve lost my grandpa!’
‘The cop asked, ‘What’s he like?’
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
‘Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits.’
Liking the Grandpa . . .
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Posted on December 7, 2008 by evylsmoke
Ok folks, it’s time to sit on the laps of the ManTown men and let us know what you want for Christmas! Send us your Christmas Lists no matter how outrageous they are. But please, none of that world peace shit. We will make every attempt to get your gifts into our Mantown sack for [...]
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