Mmmmm, cookies

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
(Sample the Cuervo to check quality.)
(Check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.)

*Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

*Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again.

*At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
cup just in case.

*Turn off the mixerer thingy.

*Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.

*Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

*Mix on the turner.

*If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.

*Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

*Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

Who geeves a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo again.

*Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

*Add one table.

*Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.

*Greash the oven.

*Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

*Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

*Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

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Ole!