Perfect for any man’s castle or Mancave

Free Mammograms

We’re all about the giving here at Mantown.
And about the fact that you women need to check your boobies every year!
In the shower, in bed, let the man check them, for God’s sake.
As Nike says, Just do it!
We have many women visitors so listen ladies,
“Early detection helps save lives.”
We want you gals around, okay?
For a [...]

Pick Me

Amazing shit.
Period.

Roxy Rolles

If you’ve yet to pick up a sixer of this seasonal Magic Hat brew, run,
don’t walk to your favorite package store.
This incredibly hoppy Winter amber is a thing of beauty in terms of taste,
brussels lace and ultimate drinkability.
It reminds one of the wonderfully crafted microbrews from 10 years ago.
From Magic Hat:
“Our wintry amber ramble of [...]

Horoscopes

Just leave your future up to Chopper . . .

Spam With Cheese

Recently I was spammed on my regular blog gig by the fucktards at Shamwow. Most of the time, I delete spam faster than a speeding bullet if it gets by the filters but every once in a blue moon a spam message comes through that is impossible to avoid jacking with. Here I give you [...]

Hook

Evyl and Smoke are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing ‘baccy, and drinking beer when suddenly Evyl says, “I think I’m gonna divorce my wife – she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.”
Smoke spits, sips his beer, and says,
“Better think it over, bud . . . women like that are hard to [...]

Merry Christmas, Biatch

A bit late but oh, how we love this.
Let us count the manways . . .
Mantown