Do to the high demand of my particular set of skills I have not had the time nor the energy to be making as many posts as I would like and the only fair thing to do scale back and write occasionally on this blog where there are three other people keeping it alive. Since this is my first post in 2 or 3 months I thought I would start with something simple, a true story.
After talking to a young mother about concerns of her 7 month old I was convinced that everything was fine but decided to do a walkthrough of her home to be certain. While walking through the home I noticed that the child was sitting in his crib next to the mother’s bed. I walked over to crib and saw that he had something in his mouth. After closer inspection I was somewhat shocked at what I thought I saw. The mother must have saw it too becasue she went over to him and took it out of his mouth and attempt to hide it. I looked at her and asked what was in the child’s mouth; the mother turned beat red and held out her hand, in her hand was a bright blue butt plug. Apparently she accidentally tossed it in there after fun with her boyfriend.
Filed under: Dumb, amazing, controversial, just plain wrong, wtf?
Truth is stranger than fiction.
The scary part is how strenge can the truth get – Crazy Dan
Mmmm, nutty.
This is a kid we are talking aobut Smoke, thats just fucked up. Funny though. – Crazy Dan
jeeezuz! i can’t imagine it was clean either.
I doubt it was clean but whose butt do you think it was in? – Crazy Dan
Just the right chew toy for a little shit.
Now that is a fucking brillant comment. – Crazy Dan
All the buttplugs I’ve ever seen are HUGE. How big was this kid’s mouth ?
I’m not sure what I found more distubing that you want to know how big the kids mouth was or that all the butt plugs you see are huge. – Crazy Dan