Now that that silly commercial holiday we call Valentine ’s Day is over we can begin making preparations for a real holiday, Saint Patrick’s Day. One cannot just go into a Saint Patrick’s Day celebration and began drinking without being passed out before 9:30 in the morning. I am not one to say pace yourself but if you have a low alcohol tolerance you need to begin building up your system before the big day.
So I propose a challenge to the other men of Man Town. Let us see who can come up with the best training schedule gentlemen
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The best training possible is simple TOLERANCE. Drink ALL THE TIME, and you’re always prepared for St. Patrick’s Day.
This is true Heff but you must remember that sadly many men were raised by single mothers and do not understand the importance a healthy alcoholic diet. You don’t tell a fat ass just to get up and run a marathon, he has to walk a mile before he can run 20. – Crazy Dan
It’s like every good training schedule. Start early, work your way up to peak performance. I’m sure you fine specimens of manhood will be up to the task.
For some reason I don’t think your talking about drinking. – Crazy Dan
for the actual alcohol consumption, I train by imbibing hard liquor on a regular basis. vodka. and coffee liqueur come to mind a lot, as i, like the noble Dude, am a fan of the White Russian.
of course, it is as important to train for the hangovers as it is to train for the drinking. White Russians will oput me to sleep long before i’ve had enough of them to give me a hangover (it’s the milk, i think), so for hangover-prep I do two shots of Coconut Rum into 8 ounces of Jolt Blue Raspberry (or other high-caffeine, highly sugared energy-drink-esque soda, but Jolt Blue for preference). one or two of these before bed will cause a bad night’s sleep (can’t sleep deep enough due ot the caffeine, keep waking up to pee) and have me waking with a headache that lasts most of the next day no matter what i do. so do this on weekends.
lastly there is a psychological element to training, and for that i have the Leprechaun Pot O’ Gore DVD Boxed Set, which features Leprechaun, Leprechaun 2, Leprechaun 3: Fear & Leprechaun In Las Vegas: Leprechaun 4: In Space, and Leprechaun 5: Elves in the Hood. I meditate on this collection of movies, but to watch them on any day other than the Feast of the Blessed Leprechaun is sacrilege.
for pre-Feast psychological preparation, I read the Wormwood: Gentleman Corpse comic books by ben templesmith, because a projectile-vomiting leprechaun that will hump anything that moves is a member of the supporting cast.
Brillant, but wonder about the ramification fof having milk and an energy product in my belly at the same time. It seems like those things would not go together and create an explosion of whiskey/beer shits almost immediatly but I have not tried it so I shall trust your judgment. – Crazy Dan
i don’t mix my white Russians and my Rum-n-Jolts. I do drink training monday through friday, hangover training on saturdays, and drinking-song training whenever i have had too much of either training beverage