I was like everyone else I thought that the Snuggie was going to be the greatest fashion statement this decade but I may be wrong because the new thing sweeping the world is the Wearable Towel.
If you’re one of the few people that have not heard about it check it out here.
I have yet to see anyone wearing them around here but I believe that once I start rocking them around the pool I am going to have dozens of people following my awesome sense of style.
The Wearable Towel is putting up some strong competition for the Snuggie but I am not sure if it can beat the Snuggie’s usefulness because nothing says pub crawl quite like a Snuggie.
The Wearable Towel is not long enough to protect your knees from the hard concrete while crawling to your car.
Plus the fact that there is no back to them makes it perfect for sleazy bathroom sex as easy access is an understatement.
Filed under: Friends, sex, wtf? | Tagged: Bathroom, Pub Crawl, sex, Snuggie, Wearable Towel
You can also have a sly tuggie under a snuggie. Perfect for those lonely nights.