About This Blog
This is a blog by two real men for all real men and for those that love real men. If you don’t like it, if you think this is too crude, or if you think it is indecent, then fuck off. But for those of you that can take a joke, welcome to Evyl & Smoke; a place where you can kick back and enjoy what it’s like to be a real man.
And one more thing while I have your attention, none of the posts have a by-line. So you will have to guess, is it Evyl or is it Smoke. You are always free to take a guess. Chances are though that we won’t tell.




so, do i have to grow some balls or flash my tits around here? or both??
Don’t sweat the balls, mum
Tits kinda rule.
Kinda rule? Tits make the world go round.
I can kinda figger out who writes what .. y’all are quite different in writing styles.
Anyhow — just wanted to say heeeeyyy! *waves*
*flashes tits*
Thanks Red, tit flashes are always appreciated.
I need to find my sunglasses soon
I came over to flash my tits too!
Very testosteroneish site.
::flash::
okay where are my beads?
Mm .. anal beads.
Who would want to?
BACK ORDER?
do I get a rain check or will I need to flash again?
The gentlemen will have to discuss this matter privately.
We’re making the rules as we go.
Rain checks are good when flashing to see if the pitch is right to shed the water.
nice new nuts you have in the header there boys….self portrait?
They’re “acorn” nuts if you want the actual name.
And as to the self portrait?
Nah, ours are much hairier . . .
And have left hand threads.
Um…Hi! I’m kinda shy, but if ya really wanna see ‘em.
*flash*
Noice . . .
Sorry but let me grab my bifocals.
i have wax if you’re game???
Ooooowwww . . . .
Just a little on the nipple please.
I think this is SMOKES new place to release his inner anger?
Could very well be.
Or maybe his inner child.