We’re looking for a few captions for this photo.
It’s part of a very special (in a ‘Deliverance’ kind of way) family album.
Can you help us?
We’re sure you can.
Check out the lady on the left emptying her contents . . .
We’re thinking the demented looking guy is thinking something.
Thanks to Gerry for the pic.

This is the prototype of the ‘Mantown’ grille.
It was sent to us by Cowgal and I’ll be the first to say, I fucking like it alot.
Looks like it would make for an awesome ‘Beer Can Chicken’.
Maybe Evyl will give up his secret recipe . . .

Now that that silly commercial holiday we call Valentine ’s Day is over we can begin making preparations for a real holiday, Saint Patrick’s Day. One cannot just go into a Saint Patrick’s Day celebration and began drinking without being passed out before 9:30 in the morning. I am not one to say pace yourself but if you have a low alcohol tolerance you need to begin building up your system before the big day.

So I propose a challenge to the other men of Man Town. Let us see who can come up with the best training schedule gentlemen

If you’ve yet to pick up a sixer of this seasonal Magic Hat brew, run,
don’t walk to your favorite package store.
This incredibly hoppy Winter amber is a thing of beauty in terms of taste,
brussels lace and ultimate drinkability.
It reminds one of the wonderfully crafted microbrews from 10 years ago.

From Magic Hat:
“Our wintry amber ramble of sweet caramelized malt and spicy hops
is for those who make their own roads.”
ABV: 5.1 (alc by volume)
bitterness: 40
srm: 23.o (beer color)
yeast: english ale
hops: Brewer’s Gold, simcoe
malts: Pale, Crystal, Caramunich
availability: Winter

Mantown rating: 9 out of 10
Respect beer.

A bit late but oh, how we love this.
Let us count the manways . . .

Mantown

Here’s the Mantown list of New Years resolutions, folks.
Read it and weep, or laugh yourself silly

1. No more profanity or expletives of any kind.
2. Limit ourselves to four hours per night of internet sex
3. No more posting of gratuitous pictures of female breasts, beautiful fannies or genitalia
4. As a plea for world peace, sit for three days in a jacuzzi full of grits (Texas only)
   
5. Weekly postings of our favorite bible verses
6. Weekly posting of a really cool patchwork quilting lesson using backhair (YouTube)
7. No more posting of Jello wrestling or sexually suggestive videos or any post regarding veiny knockwurst
8. No more tranny or midget references
9. No more cigars in the shower
10. We will try hard to make sex, drugs and rock & roll a thing of the past
11. For those of us that do smoke, we will stop; cold turkey
12. As far as alcohol is concerned, it is forbidden to touch our lips, especially real good beer
13. We will institute a weekly ‘crying’ session (via chat) where we try desperately to get in touch with our individual feelings and masculine sense of  feng shui
14. Get back to our true love, Cabaret
15. Read this post and unanimously say, “Yeah,  like it could happen . . .  In fucking hell.”

From all of us here at Mantown,

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Today is the 75th Anniversary of Prohibition so everyone should stop drink some booze and thank all those crazy mobsters that had the balls to stand up to Government get them off our backs.

Happy Turkey Day from all of us here at Mantown.
Pic courtesy of Cowgal.
Thanks, CG!
Eat Turkey, drink beer, watch football and obviously fit in a nap or two.
Enjoy people!

We love this guy . . .