Spam With Cheese

Recently I was spammed on my regular blog gig by the fucktards at Shamwow. Most of the time, I delete spam faster than a speeding bullet if it gets by the filters but every once in a blue moon a spam message comes through that is impossible to avoid jacking with. Here I give you [...]

Hook

Evyl and Smoke are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing ‘baccy, and drinking beer when suddenly Evyl says, “I think I’m gonna divorce my wife – she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.”
Smoke spits, sips his beer, and says,
“Better think it over, bud . . . women like that are hard to [...]

Mantown Resolutions

Here’s the Mantown list of New Years resolutions, folks.
Read it and weep, or laugh yourself silly

No more profanity or expletives of any kind.
Limit ourselves to four hours per night of internet sex
No more posting of gratuitous pictures of female breasts, beautiful fannies or genitalia
As a plea for world peace, sit for three days in a [...]

A Break From Balls

Sure looking at video’s of guys balls are fun but sometimes we need to look at something that is not so shriveled up. You can also click here to see more.
 

New Kid in ManTown

There’s a new kid posting here in Mantown.
Goes by the name of Snotsucker.
Long time friend of mine.
Though we post anonymously here, you’ve already enjoyed some of his insane humor.
He will fit in this ‘town’ nicely, I think.
And he loves beer.
But I hear he’s a Cowboy fan.
Well, guess you can’t have everything, huh?
(and no Dolphin comments [...]

Redneck Love Tip: #1 (As A Tribute To The Dumbass That Blogsearched ‘Boy Fucks Heifer)

How To Fuck A Chicken

Cut the right wing off of a chicken.

Stick your cock up the chickens ass.

Try to shoo off the chicken and it will fly in a circle.

Hope this helps broaden your horizons Heifer Fucker.

Suspended animation for S&E

Sorry guys.
No clue what’s up as of today.
Check back occasionally.
We will return.
~Smoke