Happy Thanksgiving from ManTown

Time sure does fly. The Holiday season is about to begin and we here at ManTown want to thank all our readers and commenters for their continued support. We know we’ve been lax in the posting department, but daily life has it’s way of sucking up our free time. Now that the [...]

‘Tis the season

These guys must be chillin’, ya think?
A Mantown thumbs up to Gerry for the pic.
Who you going to call?

ManTown Gay Test

We have real bad news for you.
If you noticed the bow first, you probably shouldn’t be here.
Dude?

WTF?

Mom busted breastfeeding while driving

WTF is this dumb bitch thinking? Multitasking is one thing, but talking on your cell phone, and breastfeeding while driving wins the dumbass of the week award here at ManTown!

SHOW ME YOUR…

For those of you who have never been to Mardi Gras I found a survival video for you.

Free Mammograms

We’re all about the giving here at Mantown.
And about the fact that you women need to check your boobies every year!
In the shower, in bed, let the man check them, for God’s sake.
As Nike says, Just do it!
We have many women visitors so listen ladies,
“Early detection helps save lives.”
We want you gals around, okay?
For a [...]

Mantown Resolutions

Here’s the Mantown list of New Years resolutions, folks.
Read it and weep, or laugh yourself silly

No more profanity or expletives of any kind.
Limit ourselves to four hours per night of internet sex
No more posting of gratuitous pictures of female breasts, beautiful fannies or genitalia
As a plea for world peace, sit for three days in a [...]

Greatest thing since…

…I don’t know what, but for all those men that own the iPhone or iPod Touch, here is one of the best apps ever!

Grandpa

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall during the Christmas rush.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, ‘I’ve lost my grandpa!’
‘The cop asked, ‘What’s he like?’
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
‘Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits.’
Liking the Grandpa . . .

Happy Holidays!

The men of ManTown would like to wish everyone a safe & Happy Holiday Season!
This picture makes us very happy. The Santa hats are quite cute aren’t they?