Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
(Sample the Cuervo to check quality.)
(Check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.)

*Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

*Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again.

*At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
cup just in case.

*Turn off the mixerer thingy.

*Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.

*Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

*Mix on the turner.

*If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.

*Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

*Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

Who geeves a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo again.

*Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

*Add one table.

*Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.

*Greash the oven.

*Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

*Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

*Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas !

Ole!

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall during the Christmas rush.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, ‘I’ve lost my grandpa!’
‘The cop asked, ‘What’s he like?’
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
‘Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits.’
Liking the Grandpa . . .

Ok folks, it’s time to sit on the laps of the ManTown men and let us know what you want for Christmas!  Send us your Christmas Lists no matter how outrageous they are.  But please, none of that world peace shit.  We will make every attempt to get your gifts into our Mantown sack for Santa, no matter how large they are.  Here is a little Christmas Carol from us to you to get you in the Holiday mood.

Sure looking at video’s of guys balls are fun but sometimes we need to look at something that is not so shriveled up. You can also click here to see more.

The men of ManTown would like to wish everyone a safe & Happy Holiday Season!
This picture makes us very happy. The Santa hats are quite cute aren’t they?

We’ve both been out straight with work folks so please excuse the occasional posting.
After the holidays we promise to try and find a blogging groove.
For now enjoy the quintessential “Smoke “N Evyl” tree ornament above compliments of our friend Gerry.
And money, booze and gas?
We love that shit.

Smoke ‘N Evyl

Cruise is an absolute whackjob and a detrimental influence on real men everywhere.
This is what could happen if little “TC’s” ever begin to populate the planet.
God help us, everyone.

In this season of brotherly love it is a shame that many men have a hard time getting close with another man in a bond of friendship. I find it sad that anyone could miss out on a great friendship due to homophobia. Stephen Lynch is a great musical philosopher of our times. Therefore, I will leave it to his video to explain the subtle intricacies of male friendship.