Merry Christmas, Biatch

A bit late but oh, how we love this.
Let us count the manways . . .
Mantown

Mantown Resolutions

Here’s the Mantown list of New Years resolutions, folks.
Read it and weep, or laugh yourself silly

No more profanity or expletives of any kind.
Limit ourselves to four hours per night of internet sex
No more posting of gratuitous pictures of female breasts, beautiful fannies or genitalia
As a plea for world peace, sit for three days in a [...]

Cheese Wheel

Here’s a bit of much needed stand-up comedy.
From a good ole boy named Ron White.
Loosen up the bootstraps on this one and put the little ones to bed.

Linxxx

We want your links people.
Pick one, two or whatever.
We will find a place for your ’sick (or funny) as shit’ imagination here on the pages of Mantown.
Now, go.
Scour the net and find us some sick and funny shit (linx to post).
Mantown waits for you to harden the fuck up and send us something.
And you may [...]

Holes

Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to
describe shots; shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc.
Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary.

Paris Hilton – a very expensive hole.
James Joyce – putt that’s an impossible read.
Rock Hudson – it looked straight, but wasn’t.
Elton John – a big bender [...]

Recipes

Evyl is nowhere to be found so there’s nothing like a good recipe for Super Bowl Sunday, right?
Here ya go:
{nice view while reading the recipe, eh? yeah, it’s intentional}
3 Cups Maker’s Mark
1 Bolivar Belicoso Fino (from Cuba)
1 Beautiful blonde woman
1 Patriots win
=
1 total orgasm (figuratively speaking, that is)
Can’t speak for Evyl but I hope the [...]