Doc Rocks

Doc honored the Men of Mantown with this exquisite picture of total weirdness and personal expression.
(and a link as well)
The Doc Rocks as far as Mantown is concerned.
Thanks DH!
All of us here @MTown

Believe It Or Not

Do to the high demand of my particular set of skills I have not had the time nor the energy to be making as many posts as I would like and the only fair thing to do scale back and write occasionally on this blog where there are three other people keeping it alive. Since [...]

Hook

Evyl and Smoke are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing ‘baccy, and drinking beer when suddenly Evyl says, “I think I’m gonna divorce my wife – she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.”
Smoke spits, sips his beer, and says,
“Better think it over, bud . . . women like that are hard to [...]

Diaries

HERS
Tonight I thought he was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no [...]

Recipes

Evyl is nowhere to be found so there’s nothing like a good recipe for Super Bowl Sunday, right?
Here ya go:
{nice view while reading the recipe, eh? yeah, it’s intentional}
3 Cups Maker’s Mark
1 Bolivar Belicoso Fino (from Cuba)
1 Beautiful blonde woman
1 Patriots win
=
1 total orgasm (figuratively speaking, that is)
Can’t speak for Evyl but I hope the [...]

H2O

An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: ‘Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.’
Which means: ‘Don’t drink the water, the cows have shit in it.’
The man shouts back: ‘I’m a Muslim, I don’t understand. [...]

Barry Bonds, the assterisk

I read the news today oh, boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad . . .
Damn, the Beatles were prophetic.
Bonds, you suck major league ass.
Then again, I think in your heart, you knew that anyway.
Take that to your grave, you steroid-infested *douchebag.
Oh, and by the way, [...]