Mom busted breastfeeding while driving

WTF is this dumb bitch thinking? Multitasking is one thing, but talking on your cell phone, and breastfeeding while driving wins the dumbass of the week award here at ManTown!

Do to the high demand of my particular set of skills I have not had the time nor the energy to be making as many posts as I would like and the only fair thing to do scale back and write occasionally on this blog where there are three other people keeping it alive. Since this is my first post in 2 or 3 months I thought I would start with something simple, a true story.

After talking to a young mother about concerns of her 7 month old I was convinced that everything was fine but decided to do a walkthrough of her home to be certain. While walking through the home I noticed that the child was sitting in his crib next to the mother’s bed. I walked over to crib and saw that he had something in his mouth. After closer inspection I was somewhat shocked at what I thought I saw. The mother must have saw it too becasue she went over to him and took it out of his mouth and attempt to hide it. I looked at her and asked what was in the child’s mouth; the mother turned beat red and held out her hand, in her hand was a bright blue butt plug.  Apparently she accidentally tossed it in there after fun with her boyfriend.

We ask the readers of Mantown to be the judge and jury here.
At Mantown, we utter an unequivocal charge of GUILTY!
Holy Shit, this asshat should be strung up by the balls until he’s dead, IOHO
What a fucking douchebag!
“He seemed like such a nice guy to me . . . “
Yeah.
Right.
DB

We want your links people.
Pick one, two or whatever.
We will find a place for your ’sick (or funny) as shit’ imagination here on the pages of Mantown.
Now, go.
Scour the net and find us some sick and funny shit (linx to post).
Mantown waits for you to harden the fuck up and send us something.
And you may someday be famous.
Maybe.

I read the news today oh, boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad . . .

Damn, the Beatles were prophetic.
Bonds, you suck major league ass.
Then again, I think in your heart, you knew that anyway.
Take that to your grave, you steroid-infested *douchebag.
Oh, and by the way, Hank Aaron says, “Eat me.”

(seen on a Starbucks cookie bag)

Flavors my senses,
Sweetens my disposition,
Stirs my imagination,
Nourishes my dreams . . .

Dude, it’s a cup of fucking coffee.
Wake the the hell up and stop printing such stoopid ass bags.
You’re coffee ain’t that great.
{insert corporate dope slap –> HERE}