Mantown Resolutions

Here’s the Mantown list of New Years resolutions, folks.
Read it and weep, or laugh yourself silly

No more profanity or expletives of any kind.
Limit ourselves to four hours per night of internet sex
No more posting of gratuitous pictures of female breasts, beautiful fannies or genitalia
As a plea for world peace, sit for three days in a [...]

Linxxx

We want your links people.
Pick one, two or whatever.
We will find a place for your ’sick (or funny) as shit’ imagination here on the pages of Mantown.
Now, go.
Scour the net and find us some sick and funny shit (linx to post).
Mantown waits for you to harden the fuck up and send us something.
And you may [...]

Boycott Rice

I recently read of a practice in Malaysia, that quite frankly scares the living hell out of me. Women there perform a black magic ritual in order to keep a man’s undivided attention. They fix a rice recipe with a secret ingredient and serve it to their man in order to enslave them. Be Aware!!! Here [...]

Faith in School

Today I salute you Nephew going back to school next week. Every year you brave the cry baby emo’s, worhtless preppies, drugged up jocks, and the rampant cases of STD’s and are not even allowed to pray for death to come quickly. This year as the little bastards try and make fun of your hero Sponge Bob remember to have [...]

H2O

An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: ‘Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.’
Which means: ‘Don’t drink the water, the cows have shit in it.’
The man shouts back: ‘I’m a Muslim, I don’t understand. [...]

Kinison

Not for the faint of heart . . .
Sam Kinison at his absolute best.
Who said necrophilia couldn’t be funny?

Gotta Have Faith

The other day I was blogsearching and some whiny bitch was complaining that men just do not have faith. I take exception to that and frankly such a blanket accusation to all of mankind is just bullshit. I have faith. In Bed With Faith is the top site on my favorites so fuck off.