Sorry for our absence here of late.
The boys of Mantown have been busy,busy, busy.
We will try and get back to our regular sick posting.
As we have tonight.
Click on the pic.
Anyone for a Stephen Hawking burger?

This is the prototype of the ‘Mantown’ grille.
It was sent to us by Cowgal and I’ll be the first to say, I fucking like it alot.
Looks like it would make for an awesome ‘Beer Can Chicken’.
Maybe Evyl will give up his secret recipe . . .

Evyl and Smoke are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing ‘baccy, and drinking beer when suddenly Evyl says, “I think I’m gonna divorce my wife – she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.”
Smoke spits, sips his beer, and says,
“Better think it over, bud . . . women like that are hard to find.”
Truth caught on a dangling hook . . .  maybe

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
(Sample the Cuervo to check quality.)
(Check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.)

*Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

*Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again.

*At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
cup just in case.

*Turn off the mixerer thingy.

*Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.

*Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

*Mix on the turner.

*If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.

*Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

*Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

Who geeves a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo again.

*Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

*Add one table.

*Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.

*Greash the oven.

*Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

*Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

*Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas !

Ole!

Happy Turkey Day from all of us here at Mantown.
Pic courtesy of Cowgal.
Thanks, CG!
Eat Turkey, drink beer, watch football and obviously fit in a nap or two.
Enjoy people!

We want your links people.
Pick one, two or whatever.
We will find a place for your ’sick (or funny) as shit’ imagination here on the pages of Mantown.
Now, go.
Scour the net and find us some sick and funny shit (linx to post).
Mantown waits for you to harden the fuck up and send us something.
And you may someday be famous.
Maybe.

Would this be like Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups? Two great tastes that go great together.

Or would it not be so easy being so cheesy?

I wanted to add one to keep me motivated – crazydan

Had to add something . . .  ~smoke

There is not many delicacies as intricate and exquisite as a finely barbecued rack of spareribs. That is why when stumbling across this product. I was horrified. If someone ever tries to serve me some godawful fake veggie riblet bullshit. I will shoot them in the face. If the trial is held in the south, Texas, or Kansas City, I can guarantee an acquittal.

Three things: Turkey. Football. Nap.
Happy Thanksgiving, folks!

Smoke & Evyl