As graduation for many people draws near it is time for celebration and reflection so let us reflect on the origin of the mighty graduation song. Not many people know but the song was actually composed by and written by one of the greatest men of our age, Macho Man Randy Savage.

 While you are contimplating the amazing genius do not forget one of Macho Man’s greatest gifts to mankind.

STEP INTO A SLIM JIM 

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Now that that silly commercial holiday we call Valentine ’s Day is over we can begin making preparations for a real holiday, Saint Patrick’s Day. One cannot just go into a Saint Patrick’s Day celebration and began drinking without being passed out before 9:30 in the morning. I am not one to say pace yourself but if you have a low alcohol tolerance you need to begin building up your system before the big day.

So I propose a challenge to the other men of Man Town. Let us see who can come up with the best training schedule gentlemen

Evyl and I shave our cueball noggins and firmly believe that a smooth dome not only looks good but feels good, and it’s relatively low maintenance.
And many women dig it.
(we may post pictures sometime in the future. let us know if that sounds like a plan)

We both agree that the Gillette Fusion is the ultimate coconut shaver but have yet to agree on a shaving creme (or gel).
I’m here to settle that tonight.

For a mere $2.99 you can go into any CVS and purchase a can of “Nivea for Men” shaving gel. I probably shouldn’t let this little kitten out of the bag as there will be less for us.
Hey, we’re into sharing teh manlove here at Smoke and Evyl.
If it works for me and Evyl, maybe it could work for you ladies that read us.
It may be nice on the legs (or your face, if you work the Barnum & Bailey’s circuit, heaven forbid)
Hell, it may even be good for . . . nahhhhh.
Evyl has already addressed that subject.
And he’s done a damn fine job of it, if I don’t say so myself.
Kudos, buddy.
Pick up some Nivea and do your face a bigass favor.

A holiday infommercial for all our die-hard fans.
Nog sucks.
Beer Rules.

S&E

Cruise is an absolute whackjob and a detrimental influence on real men everywhere.
This is what could happen if little “TC’s” ever begin to populate the planet.
God help us, everyone.

From Jonathan Hayter:

Staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals.
Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women’s breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.
A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.
Dr. Karen Wheatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New England Journal of Medicine:
“Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout. Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”

If that’s the case, we both live forever.
Major league boobies rule.
Just lookin’ out for the male factor that’s reading here.
You’re welcome, guys

ps. thanks to Smith for the heads up (so to speak) on this one.