Pick Me

Amazing shit.
Period.

Mantown Resolutions

Here’s the Mantown list of New Years resolutions, folks.
Read it and weep, or laugh yourself silly

No more profanity or expletives of any kind.
Limit ourselves to four hours per night of internet sex
No more posting of gratuitous pictures of female breasts, beautiful fannies or genitalia
As a plea for world peace, sit for three days in a [...]

Linxxx

We want your links people.
Pick one, two or whatever.
We will find a place for your ’sick (or funny) as shit’ imagination here on the pages of Mantown.
Now, go.
Scour the net and find us some sick and funny shit (linx to post).
Mantown waits for you to harden the fuck up and send us something.
And you may [...]

New Kid in ManTown

There’s a new kid posting here in Mantown.
Goes by the name of Snotsucker.
Long time friend of mine.
Though we post anonymously here, you’ve already enjoyed some of his insane humor.
He will fit in this ‘town’ nicely, I think.
And he loves beer.
But I hear he’s a Cowboy fan.
Well, guess you can’t have everything, huh?
(and no Dolphin comments [...]

Recipes

Evyl is nowhere to be found so there’s nothing like a good recipe for Super Bowl Sunday, right?
Here ya go:
{nice view while reading the recipe, eh? yeah, it’s intentional}
3 Cups Maker’s Mark
1 Bolivar Belicoso Fino (from Cuba)
1 Beautiful blonde woman
1 Patriots win
=
1 total orgasm (figuratively speaking, that is)
Can’t speak for Evyl but I hope the [...]

Thanksgiving means . . .

Three things: Turkey. Football. Nap.
Happy Thanksgiving, folks!
Smoke & Evyl

The Return Of Ricky

The reformed Ricky Williams has been reinstated by the NFL. The Miami Dolphins who would not have taken him back two years ago for love or money just might now. With a record breaking season in the making (and a winless season of 16 games is not the kind of record that one wishes [...]