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Jizz

evylsmoke — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:31:46 +0000

Is it sophomoric?
Yup.
Is it sexist?
Yup.
Is is kinda Scorsese?
We don’t think so.
We do, however think it’s funny as shit.

Financial Advice

evylsmoke — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 00:32:22 +0000

Funk You

evylsmoke — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:29:33 +0000

Go funk yourself.
This place is too fucking quiet!

Cheese Wheel

evylsmoke — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 03:34:53 +0000

Here’s a bit of much needed stand-up comedy.
From a good ole boy named Ron White.
Loosen up the bootstraps on this one and put the little ones to bed.

It’s A Wonderful World Wide Web

evylsmoke — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 03:28:44 +0000

I never tire of seeing all the wondrous things that the internet has brought to the world. Such as an entire channel on Youtube dedicated to sexy women farting. You just gotta luv it.

Makeup

evylsmoke — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:23:37 +0000

Remember ladies, the best way to attract a man is with your eyes.
That’s why it’s so important to have your eye makeup perfectly applied.
If it weren’t for the excellent application of proper eye makeup this young lady probably wouldn’t get a second look from most guys.
Just a Mantown opinion.

Then again, we could be wrong . . .

Linxxx

evylsmoke — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 02:38:40 +0000

We want your links people.
Pick one, two or whatever.
We will find a place for your ’sick (or funny) as shit’ imagination here on the pages of Mantown.
Now, go.
Scour the net and find us some sick and funny shit (linx to post).
Mantown waits for you to harden the fuck up and send us something.
And you may someday be famous.
Maybe.

Texas Cuties

evylsmoke — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:48:26 +0000

There’s a Texas flavor to this blog of ours
(Evyl and Dan are Lone Star folk) and let me tell you,
Texas can sing, y’all.
Someone sent this video to me and I had goosebumps all over my body.
I’m not lying.
This is a rendition of our National Anthem that should be seen by every asshat vocalist that has ever tried to do the song for a Super Bowl.
Jesus Krispies, they all suck.
They never sing the damn song. And what they sing, they sing out of key.
I’ve heard so many versions that veer off the path of the actual melody that it drives me musically insane.
FYI- Quit the stupid vocal ‘blues’ riffing and sing the fucking song.
These girls (ages 8 to 12) have totally rocked my world.
Perfect tone, perfect pitch, perfect harmony . . . a musical trifecta, if you will.
God bless Texas.
And God bless these young southern belles.
Enjoy, folks.

Psycho Bitches

evylsmoke — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 16:24:40 +0000

Watch and learn. Be ware the psycho bitch!!!

The Candy Is Dandy

evylsmoke — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:52:10 +0000

I recently came upon this site that has everything that a sweet tooth requires and a little bit extra. With items such as Large Gummy Pussy Pops, All Day Boob Suckers, and Tit Tarts, I don’t see how they can miss.