Linxxx

We want your links people.
Pick one, two or whatever.
We will find a place for your ’sick (or funny) as shit’ imagination here on the pages of Mantown.
Now, go.
Scour the net and find us some sick and funny shit (linx to post).
Mantown waits for you to harden the fuck up and send us something.
And you may [...]

Panty Pillow Fights

 
Despite the lies and a massive cover up by women around the world, panty pillow fights do happen. It is the panty pillow fight that ushers a girl into womanhood not a period. I am not talking about a pillow fight that was done for money while people took pictures. I am talking about the [...]

Michael Phelps, the early years

He don’t need no stinking Wheeties!

PuzzleFarter

Guys like games.
And guys like farting.
We do. The “dutch oven” is inherent in our nature.
Blue flames, back door trumpets, bucksnorts, churchhouse creepers, cornhole tremors, essence of the anus, fanny halitosis, fat lady delight, even the General Colon Bowel barking commands send us up to the rafters.
Click on the above pic to play a game of [...]

Holes

Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to
describe shots; shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc.
Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary.

Paris Hilton – a very expensive hole.
James Joyce – putt that’s an impossible read.
Rock Hudson – it looked straight, but wasn’t.
Elton John – a big bender [...]

Catfish

This post is all about manly men.
We’re talking about real manly men.
Amazing.
Awesome and any other adjectives you can come up with.
Our thanks to Jennifer for the heads up.
Jennifer is alright in our books.

Barry Bonds, the assterisk

I read the news today oh, boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad . . .
Damn, the Beatles were prophetic.
Bonds, you suck major league ass.
Then again, I think in your heart, you knew that anyway.
Take that to your grave, you steroid-infested *douchebag.
Oh, and by the way, [...]

The Return Of Ricky

The reformed Ricky Williams has been reinstated by the NFL. The Miami Dolphins who would not have taken him back two years ago for love or money just might now. With a record breaking season in the making (and a winless season of 16 games is not the kind of record that one wishes [...]