We want your links people.
Pick one, two or whatever.
We will find a place for your ’sick (or funny) as shit’ imagination here on the pages of Mantown.
Now, go.
Scour the net and find us some sick and funny shit (linx to post).
Mantown waits for you to harden the fuck up and send us something.
And you may someday be famous.
Maybe.

Despite the lies and a massive cover up by women around the world, panty pillow fights do happen. It is the panty pillow fight that ushers a girl into womanhood not a period. I am not talking about a pillow fight that was done for money while people took pictures. I am talking about the panty pillow fight that all women have but lie about. I am talking about cotton panties, feathers flying, and in the excitement and adrenaline a soft kiss that leads to the first lesbian experience. It happens and one day I am going to prove it. Mantown welcomes any evidence or first hand expereince on this issue.

Update: I just got 2 hits off people looking for eating shit off someone’s ass. How fucked up is that.

He don’t need no stinking Wheeties!

Guys like games.
And guys like farting.
We do. The “dutch oven” is inherent in our nature.
Blue flames, back door trumpets, bucksnorts, churchhouse creepers, cornhole tremors, essence of the anus, fanny halitosis, fat lady delight, even the General Colon Bowel barking commands send us up to the rafters.
Click on the above pic to play a game of epic proportions.
That’s if your colon is strong enough.
We pass wicker furniture through ours. Elvis, too.
Are you man enough to play PuzzleFarter?
We’ll have to wait and see.

Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to
describe shots; shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc.
Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary.

• Paris Hilton – a very expensive hole.
• James Joyce – putt that’s an impossible read.
• Rock Hudson – it looked straight, but wasn’t.
• Elton John – a big bender that lips the rim.
• Saddam Hussein – from one bunker into another.
• Yasser Arafat – butt ugly and in the sand.
• Kate Winslett -a drive that’s little bit fat but otherwise perfect!
• John Kennedy Jr. – didn’t make it over the water.
• Elephant’s Ass – it’s high and it stinks.
• Rodney King – over-clubbed.
• O.J. Simpson – got away with it, but with a bad lie.
• Princess Grace – should have used a driver.
• Princess Di – shouldn’t have used a driver.
• condom – safe, but didn’t feel very good.
• Anna Kournikova – looks great, but unlikely to get a result.
• Brazilian – Shaved the hole.
• Rush Limbaugh – a bit too far to the right.
• Nancy Pelosi -way too far to the left (dog-leg)
• Barbra Streisand – Ugly but still working.
• Dick Cheney – Ball in an undisclosed location.
• Teddy Kennedy – goes in the water, but jumps out.
• Peewee Herman – too much wrist

Hit ‘em straight, boys!

This post is all about manly men.
We’re talking about real manly men.
Amazing.
Awesome and any other adjectives you can come up with.
Our thanks to Jennifer for the heads up.
Jennifer is alright in our books.

I read the news today oh, boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad . . .

Damn, the Beatles were prophetic.
Bonds, you suck major league ass.
Then again, I think in your heart, you knew that anyway.
Take that to your grave, you steroid-infested *douchebag.
Oh, and by the way, Hank Aaron says, “Eat me.”

The reformed Ricky Williams has been reinstated by the NFL. The Miami Dolphins who would not have taken him back two years ago for love or money just might now. With a record breaking season in the making (and a winless season of 16 games is not the kind of record that one wishes to have any part of), they might not have much choice. Their leading rusher injured, a new quarterback rushed to the front lines, and a winless season leaves them grasping for any life preserver that might come along, even if it is a flaky pothead.

Who knows he might could at least ‘blunt’ the pain of defeat in the locker room.