“It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.”

Jizz

Is it sophomoric?
Yup.
Is it sexist?
Yup.
Is is kinda Scorsese?
We don’t think so.
We do, however think it’s funny as shit.

Living Proof

Just as we’ve always suspected…it is obvious they are born with it.
Now shut the fuck up!

more about “Living Proof“, posted with vodpod

80’s Flashback

We’re  kicking things up a notch here at ManTown.  There’s nothing better to get the economy moving again than some good old fashioned Hair Metal!  That’s why we’ve called up our friends Steel Panther for an ass whuppin. Yes folks, if you listen to the prophetic lyrics of Death To All [...]

Cinema 687, the fucking short version

The movie, ‘The Big Lebowski’ has multiple uses of the word ‘fuck’.  (@687 as an estimate)
In our opinion, it’s a bit minuscule but mention-worthy nonetheless.
Here is a condensed version of the flick for your perusal.
It’s one of our favorites, you fuckin’ fucks.

Funk You

Go funk yourself.
This place is too fucking quiet!

Pick Me

Amazing shit.
Period.

Horoscopes

Just leave your future up to Chopper . . .

Cheese Wheel

Here’s a bit of much needed stand-up comedy.
From a good ole boy named Ron White.
Loosen up the bootstraps on this one and put the little ones to bed.

Balls Out

We’re going balls out here at Mantown. No we’re not blogging like mad, we’ll be trying out the new Balls Out jeans.
Men, let’s even the playing field! Although Man rule #1 must be followed…no checkin out the other guys junk!
Looks like shweaty balls will be a thing of the past…but what do Smoke [...]