Sorry for our absence here of late.
The boys of Mantown have been busy,busy, busy.
We will try and get back to our regular sick posting.
As we have tonight.
Click on the pic.
Anyone for a Stephen Hawking burger?

Is it sophomoric?
Yup.
Is it sexist?
Yup.
Is is kinda Scorsese?
We don’t think so.
We do, however think it’s funny as shit.

Doc honored the Men of Mantown with this exquisite picture of total weirdness and personal expression.
(and a link as well)
The Doc Rocks as far as Mantown is concerned.
Thanks DH!

All of us here @MTown

I was like everyone else I thought that the Snuggie was going to be the greatest fashion statement this decade but I may be wrong because the new thing sweeping the world is the Wearable Towel.
If you’re one of the few people that have not heard about it check it out  here.
I have yet to see anyone wearing them around here but I believe that once I start rocking them around the pool I am going to have dozens of people following my awesome sense of style.

The Wearable Towel is putting up some strong competition for the Snuggie but I am not sure if it can beat the Snuggie’s usefulness because nothing says pub crawl quite like a Snuggie.
The Wearable Towel is not long enough to protect your knees from the hard concrete while crawling to your car.
Plus the fact that there is no back to them makes it perfect for sleazy bathroom sex as easy access is an understatement.

We’re looking for a few captions for this photo.
It’s part of a very special (in a ‘Deliverance’ kind of way) family album.
Can you help us?
We’re sure you can.
Check out the lady on the left emptying her contents . . .
We’re thinking the demented looking guy is thinking something.
Thanks to Gerry for the pic.

This is the prototype of the ‘Mantown’ grille.
It was sent to us by Cowgal and I’ll be the first to say, I fucking like it alot.
Looks like it would make for an awesome ‘Beer Can Chicken’.
Maybe Evyl will give up his secret recipe . . .

We have real bad news for you.
If you noticed the bow first, you probably shouldn’t be here.
Dude?

Mom busted breastfeeding while driving

WTF is this dumb bitch thinking? Multitasking is one thing, but talking on your cell phone, and breastfeeding while driving wins the dumbass of the week award here at ManTown!

The movie, ‘The Big Lebowski’ has multiple uses of the word ‘fuck’.  (@687 as an estimate)
In our opinion, it’s a bit minuscule but mention-worthy nonetheless.
Here is a condensed version of the flick for your perusal.
It’s one of our favorites, you fuckin’ fucks.

Do to the high demand of my particular set of skills I have not had the time nor the energy to be making as many posts as I would like and the only fair thing to do scale back and write occasionally on this blog where there are three other people keeping it alive. Since this is my first post in 2 or 3 months I thought I would start with something simple, a true story.

After talking to a young mother about concerns of her 7 month old I was convinced that everything was fine but decided to do a walkthrough of her home to be certain. While walking through the home I noticed that the child was sitting in his crib next to the mother’s bed. I walked over to crib and saw that he had something in his mouth. After closer inspection I was somewhat shocked at what I thought I saw. The mother must have saw it too becasue she went over to him and took it out of his mouth and attempt to hide it. I looked at her and asked what was in the child’s mouth; the mother turned beat red and held out her hand, in her hand was a bright blue butt plug.  Apparently she accidentally tossed it in there after fun with her boyfriend.